Friday, September 02, 2005

Early-night Dildo-ing?!

ok. i need to do a confession. no matter what you're gonna say.

the very first time in my life i tried a dildo.
as I am not very much an anal sex person, only when it comes to an extent of intimacy i would want that to happen. but i tried it (the dildo) and it went in. omg. that's the first impression i had once i had it in. it wasn't too bad...mmhh it's kind of like sort of funky feeling.

why i did it? i was imagining H's and having it inside me. am i crazy?
I told him that i wanted to having him inside me, but i didn't, by the end of it. H was kind of turned on when he heard that. Nevertheless, he is thousand miles away. It was last week I told him about that; and this week I was fantasizing him with the dildo... don't think I will tell him... and i don't think i will do it again. perhaps something else like cucumber... (which i tried before) ...

you don't think i am pervert, right?

9 comments:

Dildos said...

er..... can u like not be so graphic.

I wanna vommit.

Joseph said...

...eeerrr, was that very much graphic..? omg.

mikey said...

No you're not pervert. You're just a SUPER DUPER MEGA COSMO KL SLUT!!!

Btw, remember to detox it after each use.

Anonymous said...

and keep it AWAY from me!! and make sure all the EDIBLE vegetable should be placed properly! hai.. I will come to you for any food poisoning cases!!

AJ said...

giggle. I have done worse. Don't ask. I won't tell. Giggle.

Joseph said...

mikey: oh my dear detox is a must. but i don't think i'll use it again. still prefer cucumber...

martina: don't be like that lah... i'll just use the fridge to chill them, never never returned trip after use...

aj: *give me 5* i won't ask. cool. giggle.

Anonymous said...

cucumber is alright but if you want something more kinkier, try a courgette! It's lil bumps should double the sensation. *wink*

btw, blog-hopped here via jee's site.

aubergine-lover,
ed

Derek said...

Hi jojo

Err, I have to disagree. Where got graphic enough??

I want more. LOL

You very the kinky. But not perverted, I think.


Derek

Joseph said...

oh thank you derek. i'll take that as a compliment. *wink* I would love to post more of these stuff but just afraid of people finding it too graphic. perhaps i shouldn't care. yea, more HOT stuff!